The family inside the Fjallsárlón glacier cave

Fire, Ice, and a €170 Bottle of Kirkland Chablis

An island of stunning contradictions — breathtaking, expensive, and completely unapologetic about both.

Iceland is a land of beautiful contradictions — jaw-dropping scenery and genuinely warm people who speak fluent English, paired with roads that will absolutely humble you. The Ring Road is no joke. In winter, it’s exposed to full ocean conditions, and Iceland will not hold your hand. There are no railings at the edge of the waterfall. No safety briefing before the glacier hike. When we came upon a crevasse in the ice cave, our guide said: “Just kneel down and push off with your feet, aim for the hole.” You emerge into a stunning hidden cave. Nobody mentions the extremely tight spaces, or the massive drop in the corner where I presume you fall directly to the center of the earth. Iceland simply assumes you are a competent adult — a refreshing policy that permits adventures American liability lawyers would never allow.

Go anyway. The natural beauty is unmatched. We went in March and it was magical — a cold that makes the world look painted. Would we go back? In a heartbeat.

Now, the reality check: Iceland is crazy expensive. Buy your wine and spirits at the airport duty-free before you clear customs. Yes, there is a grocery store in the Keflavik airport terminal. Don’t ask questions. Just buy. At our last hotel, the off-season wine list offered what they called a deal. On it: Kirkland Chablis at €170. That is Costco’s house-label Chablis. Over $200 a bottle. We did not order it.

Food and lodging will make your credit card flinch. You can ease the damage significantly by doing a van-glamping trip or renting an Airbnb and cooking in — but groceries are also expensive, because this is an island in the North Atlantic and nearly everything gets shipped in. Also worth knowing: Iceland has genuinely active geology. There’s a volcano under the ice that, when it decides to wake up, can shut down air traffic across most of Europe. Plan accordingly — or don’t, and find the extended stay equally memorable.

And while we rarely recommend cruises over land-based travel, Iceland is a genuine exception. No winter road decisions to second-guess, predictable meal costs, and the scenery from the water is every bit as dramatic as it is from the road.

Iceland doesn’t need to impress you. That’s exactly why it does.

Icelandic road at sunset
Full Disclosure
Trip Date March ’19 · Style Luxury-Family
Incentives Not a single € · Photo Creds The Staches

Great Hotels, Great Food, Terrifying Bills

Iceland’s hospitality is genuinely warm. The check arrives cold.

The hotels and restaurants below were visited in 2019. A great deal has changed in Iceland since then — plan accordingly. We strongly advise doing your own homework before you book, as chefs, servers, and property managers turn over quickly, especially in the post-COVID landscape.

Worth noting: most of our dining happened right at the hotels where we stayed — which, in Iceland, is not a consolation prize. The hotel restaurants are genuinely good, and after a full day on the road, nobody is sad about not having to drive. Skálakot was the clear standout. If you only have one memorable dinner on this trip, it will probably be there.

An Island Still Under Construction

Iceland is what happens when geology decides to show off for a few million years and never stop.

The Iceland Reality Check

Hope you like arctic char.

We went all-in on this trip, opting for tasting menus at nearly every dinner. The food was genuinely excellent — and genuinely consistent. Every tasting menu featured some combination of veggies, arctic char, lamb stew, and the occasional puffin. Yes, puffin. You will feel conflicted. They are absurdly, unreasonably cute, and you will carry a specific guilt about this meal for the rest of your natural life. Order it anyway.

Yes, shark and horse are on the menu. Hákarl — fermented Greenlandic shark, aged underground for months and then hung to dry — smells precisely as you are imagining. Anthony Bourdain sampled it on camera and made clear, in very colorful terms, that it was among the worst things he had ever voluntarily eaten. We took his word for it entirely. Yuck. As for horse: it is not a cultural staple the way lamb is, but it is present and it is available. We did not eat it. If we had, we would never admit it. And no, the gorgeous horses you will see lining every road in Iceland are not making their way to your plate. We need you to hold onto that, because only a few will.

The horses of Iceland deserve their own paragraph. This is a protected breed, pure since the 10th century, and Icelanders are not casual about it. By law, if an Icelandic horse is sent abroad, it cannot return — not as a suggestion, but as actual legislation, designed to protect the breed from foreign disease. Iceland enforces it without exception. These horses also possess a fifth gait that most breeds will never have: the tölt, a four-beat lateral movement so smooth that riders demonstrate it by carrying a full glass of wine without spilling a drop. The Icelandic horse is one of only a handful of breeds in the world that can say that. We rode at Skálakot and the difference from anything we had ridden before was immediately obvious. We also developed a habit of stopping along the road to feed them. Carrots, sugar cubes — they come right to the fence without hesitation. The move is the sugar cube box: shake it once and horses come galloping across the field from wherever they are. Every single time. In hindsight, a group of Americans systematically offering sugar cubes to an entire country’s horse population may have inadvertently created a new Icelandic profession: horse dentist. Stick to the carrots.

Feeding a carrot to an Icelandic horse roadside

A few things nobody puts in the brochure: Buy alcohol at the Keflavik airport duty-free before you exit customs. Iceland has a national alcohol retail monopoly (Vínbúðin), stores have limited hours, and resort prices are punishing. The airport is your best friend on this one. Additionally, Iceland’s weather moves fast and roads can close with little notice. Check road.is daily if you’re self-driving — it’s the official Icelandic Road Administration site and it will save you from making a very bad decision.

Whiteout driving conditions on an Icelandic road

One genuine surprise on the cost front: a cruise may be the smartest way to see Iceland. We say this as people who almost always choose land over sea. But winter driving in Iceland is a real skill, and a cruise removes the stress entirely while still getting you to the major sites. The scenery from the water is spectacular. It’s worth considering, especially for first-timers.

One last thing: the Northern Lights. We saw them several times. And every single time, they looked like smoke. A faint, slow-moving haze drifting across the sky — easy to miss, easy to dismiss. What you see on Instagram is the result of long-exposure photography — a camera with its shutter open for ten or twenty seconds, accumulating light your eye experiences only as a faint shimmer in real time. The camera sees green. You see suggestion. Both are real; only one is Instagram. We have no Northern Lights photos on this brag, because we have no Northern Lights photos worth sharing. That is the deal we made with ourselves when we started this: if we didn’t see it with our own eyes, you won’t see it here.

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